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‘Rent a Friend’

Daily writing prompt
Come up with a crazy business idea.

Yes, this is as crazy as it sounds… or is it?

The need for companionship is an innate human desire. We long to be with others–from sharing coffees, spinning yarns, sitting quietly in rooms together scrolling through our phones, or simply doing nothing. We crave contact, and yet, loneliness is a growing epidemic. (Between 2022 and 2023, nearly 1 in 4 adults reported feelings of loneliness.)

We see it all the time on social media–people posting perfectly edited photographs with their friends, living it up large, and showing how happy and enriched their lives are. (But are they? Remember that what you’re seeing on social media are only very small snapshots of people’s lives, and may not be the whole truth. After all, a filter can hide a multitude of sins.)

But sometimes we want to be the ones posting our adventures to the ‘gram… but people are busy and don’t always have the time. And, there are many people who do not feel comfortable going solo.

The solution: ‘Rent a Friend’ for any occasion! Wedding plus one? Sorted. Vacation buddy? Done. Theatre, movie, or dinner companion? Bingo. Don’t want to go to a concert alone? You’re covered.

How would it work? Well:

  1. It would be app based, with people signing up on the understanding that they would be renting someone’s time, or being paid for their own.
  2. People would choose their preferences—i.e. what occasions they’re willing to be a companion for – concerts, shows, dinner etc. Geographical preferences would also be available, as well as linking to social media accounts to find people nearby/shared acquaintances with friends…
  3. The person who is looking for a companion would upload their ‘upcoming event’ and others would swipe ‘yes’ if they would be willing to attend. The uploader would then be able to look through the responses and choose their friend.
  4. Once matched with a friend, the two people – the uploader and the responder – would be able to converse with one another, finding out a little bit more (interests, background etc.).
  5. Once the event is over, the uploader would have the option to confirm that the responder attended the event with them. The responder would then get paid.

And that would be it!

Of course, there are some drawbacks. The idea of paying someone for their friendship is probably not appealing to many people. But, then again, would the security of knowing you have someone to do things with be worth overlooking that? After all, if you knew you were getting paid to go to an event, would you cancel?

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Bloganuary writing prompt
What would you do if you won the lottery?

Not tell a soul, and then do good with it. (Of course, this is all on the basis that I would win big on the lottery – millions, and not just a small amount).

The problem with people acquiring money is that others perceptions of them change. Fake friends come out of the woodwork looking to scrounge and sponge off them. Others would expect things of you – ie. if their car has broken down, they’d hope you’d pay for a new one because you’re now rich. You would become the object of people’s affections for the wrong reasons. You would no longer be you. You would be the richer version of yourself – with all the labels that accompany it. Thus, I would not tell a single human being, unless absolutely necessary (ie. accountant).

I would invest it practically – buy myself a house in cash, so I wouldn’t have to pay a mortgage. Equip said house with furniture and decorate to my tastes. I’d buy a new car outright, so I wouldn’t have to pay to loan or lease one. I would invest money into my pension. I would set up a trust/inheritance for any future children I may have. I would also set my parents up for the rest of their lives so they would not have to worry about their pensions.

It is only the people who truly care for you, for whom you truly care for, to which money would not make a difference – you would still be the same person you were before. It is to these people whom I would give a fair portion – my family and true friends… enough to make sure they’re comfortable and can afford some luxuries.

After that, I’d jet off and see the world for a few months – Canada, USA, Japan, Thailand, Australia… all of the expensive places. I would take my parents with me, of course.

I would give another good portion to charity – Cancer Research, the Alzheimer’s Society, and any others I may feel I need to make a donation to.

Then, I would open the bookshop/cafe I have always dreamed about owning – chic and classy, and full of hopes.

The remaining money (if there was any left), I’d keep for a rainy day.

And, after all that, I’d go back to work like normal. Just another day at the office.

If you could un-invent something, what would it be?

Bloganuary writing prompt
If you could un-invent something, what would it be?

Nothing.

Every invention paves the way for something else. It ripples throughout time. Nothing is ever really ‘new’ because the foundations of which it is comprised, are rooted deep within the past. If you were to un-invent something, who knows what our lives would look like.

The 2019 film Yesterday is a very good example of this. It’s a film that explores an alternate universe where The Beatles never existed, and the truth is: our culture and entertainment would look drastically different if they had never been. Harry Potter would not exist, nor would a million other things.

I wouldn’t un-invent anything because every invention is the foundation for another.